See if you can follow this.
ABC News reports that a "Florida Man" was on the verge of signing his confession to a 9/11 triple-murder of young Jews in 2011, ostensibly in connection with the Chechen terrorist brothers who bombed the Boston marathon, when he - i.e., this "Florida Man" - was shot dead by an FBI agent.
The man shot dead by an FBI agent in Orlando, Florida early today was "about to sign a statement" admitting to a role, along with Boston Marathon bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev, in an unsolved triple murder in Massachusetts in 2011, two people with direct knowledge of the case told ABC News.
Ibragim Todashev "just went crazy," and pulled a knife during his interview with the FBI, said state and federal law enforcement officials briefed on the latest strange twist in the investigation of the Boston Marathon bombing.
One official said an FBI agent was stabbed several times, although his injuries were described by the FBI as "non-life threatening."
I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Mitt Romney! I can't bear watching this country go from bad to worse, day after day after day...