I just heard Brit Hume say that John Kerry got a manicure today. Oh, please, not after the tanning lotion fiasco...
According to the Wahl Clipper Corporation's 2004 Grooming Survey, only 9% of male respondents have ever gotten a manicure/pedicure. (The survey also found that Bush's hair wins over Kerry's, 51 to 30 percent.)
Oh, and it's not only Kerry . . . it's his running mate as well:
John Edwards was seen brandishing a manicure kit recently at a campaign stop in Missouri. "After you've been shaking hands all day and carrying babies like I’ve been doing, there is nothing like a wonderful manicure to set things right," he was quoted as saying.Tell me it's a joke.