In the spirit of Purim

How many New Age Jews does it take
to change a light bulb?

We choose not to make a statement either in favor or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that's fine.

You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our light bulb service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted -all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

More Jewish light bulb jokes in this Flash movie at Aish.com.