only in the apartheid state of Israel

Kol hakavod to Armond Schiff, who takes us on this virtual tour
(illustrated by yours truly):

I have lived in Israel for many years, and I would be delighted to take you on a little virtual tour of our country.

Let me first give you a couple of minor points. Israel occupies 0.1% of the landmass of the Middle East and it is the only Jewish state, not only in this region, but in the world, and surrounded by 22 Arab states.

Let us begin your virtual tour!!

You have already been through immigration at Tel Aviv Airport with your boyfriend, whom we shall call Ken.

You will have filled out a visitors form. This form will not ask you, as it will in many of the countries that surround us, what is your religion, and it will certainly not ask you, as they do in Saudi Arabia, for a "certificate of religion".

The day is Sunday! You will want to attend a church service. No problem in the Apartheid State of Israel. We tolerate, and freely allow, worship for all religions.

This is more than can be said for all of the surrounding 22 Arab nations. In fact many of them would not even have a single church, let alone a synagogue.

After a lovely service you and Ken would head for a leisurely lunch- maybe at one of the lovely beachfront restaurants in Tel Aviv.

You would most likely have returned to your hotel and put on a very casual outfit, as befitting the very hot Israeli summers. This could be a pair of shorts and a tight fitting skimpy t-shirt.

No problem in the Apartheid state of Israel. In Israel we allow freedom of dress, especially for women, who are not made to wear bulky long robes, a veil to cover their face, and, wouldn't it be a pity if you had to c over that lovely coiffed hairdo, as you would probably have to in the surrounding 22 Arab states.

During lunch Ken could gaze lovingly into your heavily-painted eyes, complete with a good application of black mascara. He would be free to lean across and kiss your lips-finely painted with lip liner, 2 shades of burgundy lipstick and gloss.

People would probably think you were in love, especially as Ken has proudly displayed a good wine on the table. Public displays of affection and consuming alcohol in the Apartheid state of Israel is nothing unusual, and its not even scorned upon.

That's more than can be said for most of the surrounding 22 Arab states, where your glossy lips would be considered whorish and alcohol is forbidden.

... Ken, being a little flirtatious, pinched one of the young waitresses, while you went to reapply your lipstick.

It was harmless and luckily for the young girl in the Apartheid State of Israel, her father and 6 brothers will not take her to the family pool in the evening and drown her, or slit her throat-as they would in the surrounding 22 Arab states.

After lunch you and Ken drive around. You are even allowed to drive. It is not forbidden in Israel.

You stumble across a kindergarten.

The children are running around and enjoying themselves.

They are not made to sit for hours reciting by rote, pages from religious books. Their games are in the sand pit or on the swings. They are not infested with hate or told the only honor to their lives will be in death.

In the Apartheid state of Israel we rejoice in life and living.

We do not promote murder and violence by brainwashing our children with hatred, as they do in the surrounding 22 Arab states.

By the end of the day you and Ken come across a political rally. Many thousands have turned up.

In the Apartheid State of Israel all the citizens, men, women, Jew, Arab and Christian are free to vote. We are allowed to openly criticize the government and our media, including the T. V. and newspapers, offer, without prejudice, a choice of opinions.

Every person has the right to openly agree with, or condemn, the government.

This can certainly not be said for any of the surrounding 22 Arab states- ruled as they are by oppressive dictators, where any dissent is met with dire consequences.

Of course, most of the 22 surrounding Arab countries can't offer you a good old-fashioned homicide (suicide) bombing as a tourist attraction.

This can only happen in the apartheid state of Israel, surrounded as we are, by so many hostile countries, all determined, as you are to wipe us of the face of the earth.

Where else can you get on a crowded bus, often packed with children, and come face to face with some poor plighted Palestinian ghoul who thinks life isn't very jolly, having been fed and brainwashed by evil organizations like Hamas to believe that the only way forward is to murder innocent people.

This dehumanized creature will have been fed on a 24/7 diet of lies and hate incitement; he will have been coaxed with the reward of 72 virgins waiting for him in Paradise.

His demonic mother will be dancing in the street waving her $10,000 check.

While Israelis are scraping their dead children off the sidewalks, the Palestinians will be lighting fireworks,

... and dancing in the street to honor this mass murderer as a hero- often to their children who are being systematically nurtured to be the next generation of mass murderers.

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I have lived in Israel for many years, and I would be delighted to take you on a little virtual tour of our country.

Let me first give you a couple of minor points. Israel occupies 0.1% of the landmass of the Middle East and it is the only Jewish state, not only in this region, but in the world, and surrounded by 22 Arab states.

Comments

[Rick Richman]

And kol hakavod to you. This is beyond brilliant. Thank you.

[annie]

This is just brilliant. Thank you.

[Gabriel]

This is more than brilliant!!! Thank you so much!!! We appreciate your efforts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack]

Wow. That was good.

[Josef K]

Great work! BRAVO ZULU!!

[tazzerman2000]

Powerful... Very well done...

[your dead]

haha u think ur country is so good eventually that .1% peace of land.. will become muslim!!!!!

[Des]

A picture is better than 1,000 words, but you have gone much further. Now tell all the world.

[Hans Schulz]

Hi my name is hans and i lived in lebanon for many years but now il live in germany. do you really think that someone will believe your lie? the islam is a very peaceful religion .Not the moslems oppress you, you oppress and torture them. You occupy their home town and ask youself, why they hate us.You think you are the CHOSEN PEOPLE from God. Dont't spead fear and terror.

[Alexandra Piedro]

haha i just laugh about your shit! you are all hypocrites, u will get what u deserve. The apocalypse come nearer and u will get your legitimate penalty. Don't spead lie and open ur eyes, fanatics. i don't hate jews, but i hate ur shit government and people who's approve of it. This government is responsible for the death of my lovely friend Mariam and for a lot of innocents in the war. See double and recognise the danger of ur government.

[nina haag]

israel you are the oppressor

[Asher]

Shitty German, your shit grandpa killed Jews and now you think you'll do the same? You won't. You'll go to Germany and shit in your Aryan pants while preparing to live ruled by lovely Moslems. And you Alexandra, who are you? Yet another Nazi European, as you all are. Go the hell, continent of Auschwitzers.

[Mus]

Obviously whoever uploaded this site have never visited any of the 22 Arab countries. It is nothing but propaganda. For instance the statement below: "Glossy lips would be considered whorish and alcohol is forbidden" in the Arab world is rubbish. If you have visited any of Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, Morocco, Tunisia, The Emirates or Egypt. You would realise that such a statement is ill founded. I can spend hours touching on each and every one of these points but I am honestly tired of this propaganda & I firmly believe that there is no point in talking to those who believe what they get fed without question. I can understand that this is purely ignorance. My advise to you is travel to the Arab world first, see it for yourself and then make up your mind. It fascinates me how Israelis pretend to know so much about the Arab world that they've never been to.

[Aynur C.]

i'm aynur from turkey and these side is a big shit, only propaganda. moslems and jews, u should live peaceful together and don't fight against each other. But the problem is that jews(sorry jews) u think u are the chosen people from god, don't torture the moslems, don't imitate Hitler. u was oppressed from Hitler and now u make same with the moslems, take heart and try to understand moslems and don't see one-sided. olmert is a murderer, plz believe me and open ur eyes.

[franko]

fuck u liers .... we are not like that ... we are a peaceful relegion with peaceful ideas ... remember sabra and shatila and dair yaseen you sons of bitches

[trudy]

why dont we all just love one another? we are all on this planet for a short length of time so lets make the most of one another. all religions seem to say the same- try to be good not bad.

[Worldly Person]

All you need is love. Its that simple. God gave the world to all of us.

[yasmine!]

its quite sad the way you present islam and the muslim countries that surround isreal its quite pathetic. im sure alcohol girls strutting their stuffis seen as being free but please at least read abpout islam before you start spreading horrible things. yea i dont really like isreal purely on your horrible ethics and greed .before you start slating your surondnod neighbours look at what your country is doing!!!!

[Shimon]

israel is nothing like hitler. hitler didnt let jews own pets ride bikes go to movies restaurants etc. he ordered their books to be burned and he invaded other countries is search of jews just to weed them out and kill men women and children. israel lets palestinians have their own books bikes etc. if a palestinian terrorist fires a rocket from civillian quaters, then it is he who insures the danger of innocent people around him when the inevitable retaliation comes.

[Hamad]

Thats Very Lousy and Un true.

[husin poorae]

Hello everybody that this is not Alvhp fact, because the Jews over the centuries are the main source of strife and conspiracies and plots, intrigue, and history bears witness that I am not a Muslim, but I must be fair in my reply on the subject and above, where Jews want to visit the facts and thus gain the sympathy of the world and here they refer Know if freedom and justice were not occupiers of the land of Palestine and killing her family and her children and intimidation of women and children with their weapons as they like to kill innocent children for no reason but because their parents are the owners of the land and may not Evrko between Muslims and Christians in this war, which shows H.thm and lack of respect not only to the principles defined in so Resolutions of the United Nations did not recognize it and pull out of Palestinian territories. They are falsifying the facts when defending men assaulted his land, honor and country is so barbaric terrorist and generally these are some of the realities of the Jews do not understand Egronkm Bkzbhm Kaltalb and greetings to all

[alex from argentina]

remember yjudios never gone to have peace because you dont deserve that i hope one day you realize you gay invade palestine you are the intuders

[American]

I'm sick to my stomach that the world is doing nothing when Jews are terrorizing Palestinians. A question for Jews: why do you think that your "chosen" nation deserve some special treatment from the rest of the world? You broke dozens and dozens of UN resolutions, Israel posses weapons of mass destruction and gets away with that. If not Israel there would be peace in the Middle East. Let's put a stop to Israeli terrorism right here and now!

[ben]

hi im jewish and what you're saying is biased and disgusting. israel is the new hitler. it is PURE evil!

[american gurl]

open your eyes people!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TING AS PALESTINE!!!!!It is a LIE Araft even admitted this!!!THERE'S NO SUCH people as Palestininans!!!! they are Arabs and they have NO claim or right the Israel!!!They NEED to GET OUT!!!!Israel should continue to pound Hamas until every last one of those filthy pigs IS DEAD!!!!! LONG LIVE ISRAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!