The Purim Accord

(IsraelNN.com) The holiday of Purim which falls today and Saturday is one of Judaism's most joyous holidays. Arutz Sheva presents a Purim satire piece

for Shirl and Devorah:)

The Israeli government and the leaders of 22 Arab states have agreed to implement a revolutionary agreement, known as the Purim Accord, in which they switch sides: Israelis will occupy the territories of 22 Arab countries currently in existence, and the Arabs from those countries will move to Israel.

The accord was brokered by U.S. President George W. Bush, who called it "a humungous step forwards, for humanity and for people in general."

.... Jews holding Israeli citizenship will be dispersed among the 22 Arab states in numbers proportional to the state' sizes. Large territories like Libya, Saudi Arabia and Iraq will be allotted about 500,000 Jews each, and smaller countries like Kuwait and Bahrain will receive a population in the tens of thousands.

Control of all national resources, including oil wells, will be transferred to the new Jewish governments. The IDF will redeploy in the Arab countries and the Arab armies will redeploy within pre-1967 Israel. Arabs will live in the Jewish communities in Judea and Samaria but will have to vacate their homes in the ancient Jewish cities of Hevron and Shechem.

Only Jews will be allowed to pray on the Temple Mount. Arabs who try to pray on the Mount will be arrested....

Comments

[Jerald Semar]

Beloved, What is the population of Israel? How do the Hebrew people feel about The Purim Accord? What doe's the Temple Institute think about this exchange, The Congress, Orthodox Jews? What doe's the Tanakh say about such a thing as this? Who will defend your land? Goodness man! Has the world gone mad? Please reply. I am very worried for you. The G-d of Israel bless and watch over the apple of His eye!