Bad news folks, everything you learned in school about American History is wrong, you will have to re-learn almost everything. At least according to today's Moonbat, Egyptian Writer Muhammad Ibrahim Mabrouk. According to Mabrouk, Columbus didn't accidentally discover America trying to find a trade route to India, no that what the infidels want you to think. The real story is that Columbus was on his way to China trying to recruit the Emperor help Columbus liberate Jerusalem. You know those puritans that came over in the Mayflower? They came to the new world in order to kill all the natives.
See translated text of interview courtesy of MEMRI:
Interviewer: "So what is the truth?"
Muhammad Ibrahim Mabrouk: "The truth is that Christopher Columbus wanted to liberate Jerusalem from the Muslims. He was trying to reach the Chinese emperor.
"Europe had failed completely in its efforts to attack the Muslims, and to take Jerusalem from them. Columbus wanted to reach the Chinese emperor from the other direction, and to convince him to give him cavalry in order to liberate Jerusalem...."
Problem must have been that Chinese calvary was only available in terra cotta.

Posted by: Chinaculture | Saturday, 04 July 2009 at 01:16 AM