Don Surber (the Scorekeeper) links to Wonkette, where it is written:
Vice Presiden Dick Cheney Still Undead
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, 71, has received a new heart, The New York Times reports.
Mr. Cheney is best known to the American public for usurping the power of the presidency from his alleged boss, George W. Bush; pushing the country to war on false pretenses; and shooting an old man in the face. At which point the old man apologized tohim.
The heart is Mr. Cheney’s first.
Better just to stay with Don, especially on a day like this when the score is EVIL 7, GOOD 4.
Oh, and p.s. -- May Gd bless Dick Cheney with strength and healing, a full recovery, and a good and long life.